Cardboard Quotes: “Happy Face” (Corrugated Cynicism)

£5.99

Stop people from telling you to smile more with this blunt reality check on your desk. This is as good as the customer service persona gets, so they need to recalibrate their expectations before approaching you with another unhinged request or unnecessary task. (sold separately, see below).

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The Merlin Standard
  • Forged in Carmarthen, Wales
  • Eco-Friendly, Biodegradable PLA
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Description

Say What You Can’t Say to HR

Part of the ‘Corrugated Cynicism’ collection. This modular quote plate is designed for the days when your social battery is dead and your tolerance for pointless meetings is even lower.

The Authentic Aesthetic We don’t just print plastic; we summon artifacts. 💀 This plate is forged in dead-matte PLA with intentional layer lines, engineered to perfectly mimic the texture and look of torn corrugated cardboard. It delivers the ultimate trash-aesthetic reality check without the risk of actual cardboard rotting on your desk.

Seamless Modularity Your mood changes; your desk sign should too. This plate is designed to drop seamlessly into the universal Cardboard Quotes Desktop Storage Box or the Wall Mount. Swap it out in seconds when your manager walks by, or leave it up to assert dominance.

Specifications:

  • Material: Eco-friendly, dead-matte PolyTerra PLA.

  • System Compatibility: Fits perfectly into all official Merlin3D Cardboard Quotes base stations.

  • Warning: May result in significantly fewer people asking you for “quick favors.”

Get it on the wall and let everyone else in the room know exactly where you stand today.

Get the Wall Mount Here: Cardboard Quotes Wall Mount – Base Station – Merlin 3D

Get the Storage Organiser here: Cardboard Quotes Storage Organizer – Merlin 3D

Additional information

Dimensions 150 × 60 × 5 mm
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