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Bundles ❯
Mix and Match ❯
Models & Toys ❯
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The Abnormal Dice Set (D1 – D10)
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The Dummy Terminal (Toy Smartphone)
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The Chromatic Ascent (Rainbow Stacker Toy)
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The Tilted Trophy (Victory Royale Desk Sign)
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The MagnaSlide Haptic Fidget
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The Haptic Magnetic Slider
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The Dummy 13 Articulated Builder’s Kit (Version 1.0)
£10.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -

Flexi Gecko
£8.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
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Missing Something? Bring Your Own File
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Tic Tac Toe Travel
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Carmarthen Cryptex Chrono-Vault (The Oak’s Shadow)
Premium Assemblies ❯
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Animals with Attitude: ‘The Original Antagonists’ Premium Starter Set
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Quack Off – Duck – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Baa-Bye – Sheep – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Udderly Done – Highland Cow – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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You’re Unbearable – Bear – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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You’re Trashy And I Like It – Raccoon – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Not Today – Sloth – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Oh For Fox Sake – Fox – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Stinkin Tired – Skunk – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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“When You Talk… I Play Dead” Opossum – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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No Prob-Llama – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Eat More Beef – Chicken – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Merlin's Minis ❯
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Pig – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Duck – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Parrot – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Mouse – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Elephant – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Caterpillar – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Cat – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Boar – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Bee – Articulated Flexi-Toy
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Collection: Merlins MinisWiggling Snail – Articulated Flexi-Toy
Celebrations & Events ❯
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The Clover Ambush (St. Patrick’s Day Door Corner)
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The Spring Ambush (Easter Door Corner)
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The Declaration Arch (I Love You Door Corner)
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The Cupid’s Ambush V2 (Heart Door Corner)
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The Educator’s Token (Teacher Appreciation Keychain)
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The Celebration Spike (Happy Birthday Cake Topper)
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The Midnight Spike (New Year Cake Topper)
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The Educator’s Relic (Best Teacher Ever Keychain)
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The Cupid’s Snare (Valentine Heart Door Corner)
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The Festive Ambush (Christmas Door Corner)
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Doorway Bats
£9.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
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Home & Workshop ❯
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Cardboard Quotes: The “Custom 8-Pack” Builder Bundle
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Merlin’s Favourites Ultimate Bundle (Includes Storage Box, Wall Mount & 8 Plates)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Weight Stronger” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Tired Mindset” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Success Rented” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Strongest Excuse” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Stop Forecasting” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Smooth Road” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Slow Decay” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Nobody Cares” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Next Mile” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Motivation Discipline” (Recycled Resilience)
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Merch ❯
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Merlin 3D Unisex t-shirt
Price range: £21.00 through £26.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
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Bundles (1)
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Mix and Match (1)
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Models & Toys (11)
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Premium Assemblies (15)
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Merlin's Minis (10)
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Celebrations & Events (12)
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Home & Workshop (46)
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Merch (1)
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“When You Talk… I Play Dead” Opossum – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Animals with Attitude: ‘The Original Antagonists’ Premium Starter Set
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Baa-Bye – Sheep – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes Storage Organizer
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes Wall Mount – Base Station
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Action Cure” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Actively Ignoring” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Already Annoyed” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Beautiful Day” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Check Engine” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Come This Far” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Comfort Coffin” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Currently Awake” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Discipline Regret” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Do It Anyway” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Doubt Kills” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Dreams Work” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Error 404” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Execute Trade” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Fire Decorative” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Happy Face” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Hard Work” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Heaviest Weight” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “If Easy” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Look Listening” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Mistakes Made” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Motivation Discipline” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Next Mile” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “No Bandwidth” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Nobody Cares” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Not Arguing” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Out Of Mind” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Patience Home” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Pretending Know” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Pro Procrastinate” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Slow Decay” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Smooth Road” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Stop Forecasting” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Strongest Excuse” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Success Rented” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Survived Meeting” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Tired Mindset” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Wanted Opinion” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Weight Stronger” (Recycled Resilience)
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Collection: Cardboard QuotesCardboard Quotes: “Which Way” (Corrugated Cynicism)
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Cardboard Quotes: The “Custom 8-Pack” Builder Bundle
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Doorway Bats
£9.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -

Eat More Beef – Chicken – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Flexi Gecko
£8.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -

Merlin 3D Unisex t-shirt
Price range: £21.00 through £26.50 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -

Merlin’s Favourites Ultimate Bundle (Includes Storage Box, Wall Mount & 8 Plates)
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No Prob-Llama – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Not Today – Sloth – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Oh For Fox Sake – Fox – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Oink If I Care – Pig – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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Quack Off – Duck – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
£11.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -

Stinkin Tired – Skunk – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy
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The Abnormal Dice Set (D1 – D10)
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The Celebration Spike (Happy Birthday Cake Topper)
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The Chromatic Ascent (Rainbow Stacker Toy)
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The Clover Ambush (St. Patrick’s Day Door Corner)
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The Cupid’s Ambush V2 (Heart Door Corner)
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The Cupid’s Snare (Valentine Heart Door Corner)
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The Declaration Arch (I Love You Door Corner)
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The Dummy 13 Articulated Builder’s Kit (Version 1.0)
£10.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -

The Dummy Terminal (Toy Smartphone)
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The Educator’s Relic (Best Teacher Ever Keychain)
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The Educator’s Token (Teacher Appreciation Keychain)
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The Festive Ambush (Christmas Door Corner)
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The Haptic Magnetic Slider
£4.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -

The MagnaSlide Haptic Fidget
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The Midnight Spike (New Year Cake Topper)



























































































