“When You Talk… I Play Dead” Opossum – Animals with Attitude Desk Toy

£11.99

For when your social battery doesn’t just drain—it flatlines. Meet the emotionally unavailable opossum that handles unwanted conversations the only logical way: by checking out completely. 🐾

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  • Forged in Carmarthen, Wales
  • Eco-Friendly, Biodegradable PLA
  • Free Premium Shipping Over £50

Description

Ever listen to someone start talking and instantly regret being in the same postcode? This little guy gets it.

As the most fiercely unbothered member of the Animals with Attitude collection, this opossum has perfected the ancient survival tactic of playing dead to avoid office small talk. Featuring a custom ball-jointed head, you can angle his dead-eyed, thousand-yard stare to perfectly match your level of exhaustion. It is the ultimate desk warning for anyone approaching you with a “quick question.”

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Weight 50 g
Dimensions 5 × 5 × 8 mm
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